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1. (man chair) (10739↑, 905↓)

A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store. What can we, as men do while our gf's or wives are shopping, we can sit in a man chair.

Honey, Ill go over here and sit in a man chair while you go shop around and meet me here when your done.

Author: Devoniscool http://man-chair.urbanup.com/2622999

2. (man chair) (131↑, 56↓)

A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.

I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator\!

Author: jeru411 http://man-chair.urbanup.com/3256968

3. (Man Chair) (21↑, 1↓)

The only place a man can go after a long day of hard work. A chair that is the only thing that can truly comfort and care for a man. Often an extremely comfortable recliner with foot rest. Obtaining one is part of becoming a man along with sex, facial hair and eating a full steak. Many times, a man finds his man chair by fate such as while sitting in the husband chair in a womens clothing store. Spying it from across the way, a man will become like a moth drawn to a flame. He'll have no choice but to sit in the chair for as long as possible and refuse to leave without purchasing it. A typical man will spend 4-8 hours out of everyday sitting in his man chair. This chair is also off limits to women, children and especially other men. Sitting in another man's man chair is like borrowing, wearing and returning his underwear. It's just plain wrong. If one wants to truely destroy a man, then one must destroy is chair. The man chair is a man's pride and most significant accomplishment. Obtaining a nice car and having a high score on an arcade machine follow closely behind. Women say that behind every great man is an even greater woman, they are wrong. For the truth is this: Behind every great man is a comfortable man chair, and a tall beer.

Wife: "Honey, what do you think of this couch? Does it match our other furniture?" Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to water*

Author: AlexWhiteRules http://man-chair.urbanup.com/5158257

4. (Man Chair) (17↑, 8↓)

The chair in the house designated for the man of the family. Usually identified by being the biggest, most comfortable, and has the best view of the tv. It may or may not be the closest to the fridge as well thought this only typical in bachlor pads where the fridge has been moved into the living room.

"If you don't get outta Dad's man chair before the game hes gonna beat the fear of belts into you\!"

Author: kevdogkilla http://man-chair.urbanup.com/4389095

5. (Man Chair) (41↑, 50↓)

A sexual position that involves a man sitting down with the woman sitting on his lap as if she was sitting on a chair.

Hey baby, why don't you come take a seat in this Man Chair?

Author: Tim0210 http://man-chair.urbanup.com/2619674

6. (Man chair) (11↑, 28↓)

Second definition of "Man chair" Whe the wif/gf' is having a prolonged shop'. One can always find a "Man chair" in the nearest public house.

"She was spening hours looking for a frock. Probably just to go back to buy the One shhe seen in the first shop she went into. A wise man will sniff out the local public house where, he knows he'll find a nice comfortable "MAN CHAIR"

Author: Damian the pub "Man chair" man http://man-chair.urbanup.com/4384106

7. (Man Chair) (12↑, 75↓)

The stinky sweaty chair used by the main male of a household. Usually covered in a sport blanket.

"Bitch\!\!\!\! Get ouutta da Man Chair\!\!"

Author: BennyBoyii http://man-chair.urbanup.com/4137970

8. (Man Chair) (30↑, 122↓)

A toilet seat that men are tired of putting back up to urinate - so they piss all over it. The man wants it left up so he can drink copious amounts of beer and run in without fumbling to piss, since the beer causes extreme urgency to relieve himself. To properly prepare the seat as a "Man Chair", he, or with a helper, urinate all over the seat, in the down position, in an uninterrupted stream three (3) times around in either direction. Properly done, there will also be urine all over the walls, toilet paper roll, and floors. Extra points for soaking the fuzzy thing women place on top of toilet, making the damned lid keep falling down.

.."The other night, I got tired of my girlfriends' toilet seat being down, so I turned it into a REAL Man Chair.... That stopped that shit......\!\!\!

Author: "CharlesCRW" http://man-chair.urbanup.com/3925948

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Last updated: 2012.03.01